Posted 1 hour ago

tattle-crime:

cleolinda:

amatteroftastepodcast:

hidingfromthespotlight:

drhanniballecter:

youonlyloseorgans:

Who needs a fucking book on why cannibalism is wrong

could you imagine will leaving this in glaringly obvious places for hannibal to see

^ I want this so bad.

Local library, you disappoint me. We don’t have ANY books like these.

Posted 1 hour ago
cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

cumberbuddy:

deafbanker:

wHY ARE PEOPLE STILL NOT TALKING ABOUT SHERLOCK RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

she may have won my man but ohhhh boy she isn’t winning this one

Posted 1 hour ago

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

Posted 1 hour ago

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

Posted 1 hour ago

opeeta:

watch-so-much-tv:

lailalilac:

ozzyosborntodie:

i want to be a librarian when i grow up because i’ll get paid to tell people to shut up 

How did I not think of this.

And you get to read all the books

Tumblr is the only place librarians are cool

Posted 1 hour ago

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

Posted 1 hour ago

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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Posted 23 hours ago

mirage521:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t